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Really? This is a reply? From someone who isn't 12?

Really? This is a reply? From someone who isn't 12?

"Hi ya .

I am sorry that you have had a few issues.

I have sent in a team of lazer eyed sharks to sort out the payment details on your account.

They have been zapping away.The found the problem. It was an old Spotify account you had that shared the same email address as your active account. It has been deleted. All should be good.

Please can you input your payment details and upgrade your account again.

Big thank you in advance.

All the best and wishing you many hours of musical bliss.


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Thought you may like my best music joke.

A drummer, tired of being ridiculed by his peers, decides to learn how to play some "real" musical instruments. He goes to a music store, walks in, approaches the store clerk, and says "I'll take that red trumpet over there and that accordion." The store clerk looks at him a bit funny, and replies "OK, you can have the fire extinguisher but the radiator's got to stay".

If you have anything better please send it in mine is pretty bad. ;0)

Kind regards and a friendly smile.


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This is funny response! 🙂

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