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So my web player is stuck on a generic "advertisement." It has not loaded yet, and I cannot play any music. (Note: I am on a computer where I do not have permissions to download the full app, so that's out.) I have:

- Tried logging off and logging back on

- Tried restarting my computer

- Tried deleting cookies and browsing data

- Tried IE, Chrome and Firefox

- Tried in normal and incognito/private mode

- Tried logging out of all Spotify-enabled devices

Before I try creating a new login with a new email and losing all my playlists, or before I try tossing the computer out a window and/or never listening to music again, anyone have any ideas?