I'm trying to change my country. I've never been outside of the US or used a proxy, and I don't even live near the Canadian border. Yet, Spotify continually identifies me as Canadian and won't let me swap to the USA as my country, giving me a neverending "Loading, please wait" screen. I've tried changing the country via subscription settings, cancelling my subscription and renewing via another country, even trying my account as a free account, but it still registers me as Canadian.

Now, I have nothing against Canadians. I have quite a few Canadian friends, even. But Spotify, come on. I live in Chicago. Stop telling me I'm in Canada. Help me, before I start apologizing for everything while guzzling maple syrup.