I had to make an alternate account just to ask this, but I really just want to get into my old account to get my old playlists.
Hey there @BeltaguiseALT,
Thanks for reaching out to us about this - we'll be glad to help you out here.
We suggest you first check this Spotify help page on how to get back into your account. Make sure you go through all the steps to cover all possible scenarios.
Let us know in case this didn't solve your issue and we'll provide you with additional steps.
We'll look out for your reply.
As I wrote in my original post, I already tried resetting my password. However, entering my email gives me the message "No account exists for this email". I tried this with multiple emails, AND facebook.
However, trying to use the exact same email to create a new account gets me the message, "Account for this email already exists".
So, like I said, I can't reset my email to get into my account, because Spotify thinks there isn't an account associated with the email I made my account with, so it can't send the password reset email.